Friday, June 27, 2008

la dee da...(eh....3.0)

i am tired of writing about the boo boo cops in my neighberhood...
the story ends with me asking for daily circulation between
certain times....the times when suspect activity is at its
peak (1-3am)...
the cop (the one hour late cop) looks at me, and asks me where i'm from...

....i paused...hesitant of where she was headed with that question

"look. welcome to bedstuy. i mean you chose to live here. this is
bedstuy. you live in the heart of the 79th precinct...and this
is where its the worst. welcome to the SEVEN NINE...i mean
this is what it is. so if you want to live here...i mean....
expect stuff like this"

in conclusion 79th precinct cops:
1. lie and make up stories.
2. lie again.
3. arrive far after danger has passed.
4. tell you not to expect safety, but rather ruckus and unsafe excitement.

...........

okay...allan my turn, my turn.
my results are kind of funny.
play along friends...the results are kind of interesting.
this is some music meme...activity...i guess.
and you sort your itunes a to z...and write out
the first song for each letter that comes up.

make sense? probably not...
here is another explanation: a better explanation

A...abet wubet...gigi

B....baba says cool for thought....lupe fiasco

C...call me (instrumental)...slum village

D...da rawness....melo-x

E....e luxo so....rosa passos

F....f.i.r.s.t....algorythm (HOLLLLERRRR)

G...the game....common

H....half day closing...portishead

I....i adore you....esperanza spalding

J....jacob's ladder....mickey factz

K...keep it moving...hi-tek

L....la nuit d"octobre....serge gainsbourg

M....madelena....elis regina

N....naima....angelique kidjo

O....ode to billy joe....lou donaldson

P....p.d.a.....john legend

Q....querelas do brasil....elis regina

R....racing thru time...kathy diamond

S....sabatical with option...prefuse 73

T....take off your cool...outkast feat. norah jones

U....u, black, maybe...common

V....venemous....heavy

W....walk it out...andre 3000 mixtape

X....xr2....m.i.a.

Y.....yeah you....nerd

Z..... no go

i don't like my results...
i wanna do it again....
and lie.
and choose songs that i think make
me sound cool and deep.
(because i have plenty of songs that make me
seem cool and deep)

1 comment:

fruitfly4 said...

seriously, that cop sounds like she was using dialogue from THE WIRE. unbelievable.