pick up lines are so 80's.
"i have traveled to a lot of countries. i mean i been all over.
and YOU could stop traffic in any of them"
"i'm sayin...ur girls see it...why don't you? i'm feelin u"
"i am starin at these men, stare at you...u got a lot of fans...
can i join the club?"
"aye ma....all these other brothas will let you walk around like this...
but ima be real...u got somethin on ur mouth...its not coming off either...
right on the right side....(i begin to wipe me mouth...)....
OH IT AINT COMIN OFF....its just a lil beauty. that's permanent!"
"u from maryland? i got a wife in maryland...ya know i got TWO wives..."
"aye slim and lightskinned...can we make a date...tonight?"
*outside from the lightskinned...cuz we all know i am pecan tan...i kinda liked that.
"princess....princess...CAN I WALK WITH YOU? please princess?"
"girl you got exotic lips...like, L'oreal."
"aye...aye...my man over at the juice bar wants u to come over and talk to him"
"shake it. move it. shake shake shake it. move it. aye girl, come over here"
this is the worst of the worst from this weekend alone.
wak one liners...
no worries...mawzie bought me some mace.
ima start shutting men up swiftly.